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Keep Calm Like A Boss! ♔

Keep Calm Like A Boss! 

— 2 years ago

Toaster = breads’ tanning salon.

— 2 years ago
Voldemort:So you just lie?
Pinocchio:Yeah!
— 2 years ago

I wonder how long it would take a giraffe to throw up.

— 2 years ago
"A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future."
@ANCALERTS via Twitter
— 2 years ago
Because I love my long hair! Xx

Because I love my long hair! Xx

— 2 years ago
"I’m your Venus, I’m your fire. At your desire."
Bananarama, “Venus”
— 2 years ago